Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Buildings Constructed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2574	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	427365
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3988	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimension Hops:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1635

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	4494
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4261	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Enchantments Applied:	230	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9563

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Crops Grown:	8809
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

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