Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	6

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1668
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Treasure Maps Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7229	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8380
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

pokeleague.net