Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	8831
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6312
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

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GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7783
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mines Excavated:	4403
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

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KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	8528
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9277
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Votes:	996	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	192

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Towns Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	811	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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