Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Items Found:	5850	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Farms Harvested:	535
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7419

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The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	7142	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	85	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	362032
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3775
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3368	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	2813	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com