Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

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So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5483	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Votes:	7807
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1766
Void Gems Collected:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5997	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	8578	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	2120

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2676	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8006	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net