Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	273
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	9283
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	2637	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	192	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	2738
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Items Found:	8693
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7569
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mines Excavated:	4069	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Emeralds Found:	7227
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Astral Projections Made:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	288
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5923	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	662489	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	181	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co