Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6563
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

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MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8005
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9614	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	2389	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3870	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3655	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9995
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Emeralds Found:	2284	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	7429	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3456
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com