Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Items Found:	2724
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8647
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	2981	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Rune Stones Activated:	11

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	301	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	200	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co