Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

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ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8775
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1855
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2652
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	88
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	2681
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Votes:	2241
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	19
Farms Harvested:	495	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	8359
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	295
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8954	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1553
Enchantments Applied:	262	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Items Found:	8266	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net