Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	6044

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Viper anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Crops Grown:	1716
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Viper anarchy is a true anarchy and is a fun place to play survival without pesky plugins restraining your from your true potential Join today and go down in server history

51.81.126.249

Qi9.io

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	551290
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

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193.70.34.80

♐ MineBars ♐ SUMMER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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MEL.MBARS.NET

Proyecto Banano

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

VANILLA modified survival server! Tired of survival always being the same? Come play with us and change your perspective of the game! (1.19.1 or more) IP: mc.proyectobanano.com

? +100 NEW AND REALISTIC biomes and +200 structures ? +20 new bosses! ? +230 new mobs! ? + 320 new enchantments! ? Clan/Faction System [/nations]

? New structures and dungeons all over the map! ? Optimized protection system! [/lands]

? New items in the game!

Discord: https://discord.gg/3bSYQf58v6 Store: https://proyecto-banano.tebex.io/

mc.proyectobanano.com

Modern Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

In this server you can do whatever you want as it is a anarchy server, there are absolutely no rules.

135.148.58.45:25577

Intusmc

op prison

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Server IP: play.intusmc.online

play.intusmc.online

⭐ GodMine – Survival, /free, Sat, Mini games ⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	5

➾➾ Website for purchasing donations – donate.godmine.ru➳➳ IP – GodMine.ru✔ High guarantees when purchasing a donation ➉✔ The server is time-tested! Lots of satisfied donors ❤✔ Best Technical Support ⋆✔ Low prices for Donat ☃

» Survival» King of the Hill» Cases [/warp case]» Trampolines» Money for killing mobs/players» No lags» Works» Prefixes» Trolling players» Casino» Pets» Privilege Maskingand much more on the server!

godmine.ru

BrainCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

BrainCraft is a Minecraft smp server running the lastest version Minecraft. The server is available to be played on java (port 25565) and bedrock (port 19132).

If you have any issues, or just want to be in better contact with other players, feel free to join the discord!

mc.meetandgeek.ca

Bulbaland

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

*Custom Modpack via Technic Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/bulbaland-generations.1966332

Bulbaland: *Family Friendly *NPC Gyms (Coming Soon..) *GTS *Keep Inventory *Grief Prevention for Claiming *Free EV Training *Shiny Starters * and Much Much More!

Come check us out!

generations.bulbaland.net:26905

Scalabiscraft

Clans, Cracked, Crates, Economy, Enchantments, Essentials, Grief Prevention, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Come live a multiplayer adventure with your friends and make new friends on this server. Create buildings for everyone to admire your art. Trade with other players and share your adventures, with them playing Minecraft becomes much more fun!

scalabiscraft.game-server.cc

♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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nex.mbars.net

RedeAtlanta

Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Very Top Server!, come and have fun! -Survival ! -Active Staff -Cheap VIPs -Organized Discord! Ip: RedeAtlanta.exaroton.me Version: 1.16.4

RedeAtlanta.exaroton.me

Crushpvp

Classic Prison, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ores Mined:	9686	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to CrushPvP Prison!!!

Server IP: CrushPvP.mc.gg

Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft?

Then this is the place for you. All the gang-banging, smuggling, working, and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting.Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

If you wish to bypass the Fish rank click that diamond above and post your in-game name below and you will be ranked up to D Block bypassing Fish rank!

Ranks:

Fish: Starting rank in the prison, able to work in the D-BlockD-Block: $2000 Access to create Gangs!C-Block: $25,000 Access to C-Block with more resources to work for.B-Block: $50,000 Access to B-Block with more resources to work for.A-Block: $75,000 Access to A-Block with more resources to work for.[X-Con]: $100,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Rebel]: $500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Thug]: $1,500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Badass]: $2,500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish!Guard: Must be Free and Post the application on our discord!Head Guard: Is what it is :)Warden: This rank is ONLY obtainable by the owner!

Server Rules: Punishable by Warden

No hacked clients of any kindNo transparent texture packsNo spamming/flooding in the chatNo advertising of other servers in the chatNo exploiting, bugs, glitches, or loopholes.No Wearing Chain Armor (Guard uniform) 1-3 day ban + Fine + Item Wipe!

Prison Rules: Punishable by Guards

No Weapons! – If a guard sees you with a weapon, you have 5 seconds to hand it over or you will risk death or jail.No PvP abuse! – Hitting from a Non-PvP area, running into a Non-PvP area while tagged, and pushing someone out of a non-PvP area will get you jailed.No Camping! – Camping player spawn and/or other Non-PvP areas will get you jailed.Contraband is not allowed – to view the items please see the display in the Spawn Room.No dropping sand or gravel on prisoners (mine traps).No using potions in Non-PvP areas.No Wearing Chain Armor (Guard uniform) 1-3 day ban + Fine + Item Wipe!

How to connect:

IP: CrushPvP.mc.gg

Sharing the credit: The build for this prison server was originally built FuRiouSOne and his team. The original server closed in 2016 Minecraft version 1.8.1!

CrushPvP.mc.gg

NewFag Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Tired of the queue for 2b2t? Visit NewFag RIGHT NOW!

ru3.mineserv.su:26814

BreadAnarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to BreadAnarchy, theres no much to say other than survive, chaos, everyone is out there to kill you so survive and see if you can atleast get some armour. no rules are in this server so hack away if your that type or person, enjoy, and.. survive.

146.59.220.222:25593