CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

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Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9024	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2222
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky LOLz: The Server of Epic Title Drops

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join now and experience the chaos of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blockin’ Off the Boss: My Last Day at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a million diamonds and actually got them! (Disclaimer: results may vary)

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join us today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky NTR Madness: East Asian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant flying squids and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where players can ride on the backs of friendly ender dragons and participate in intense llama racing tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the elusive Blockbeard the Pirate!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever embark on. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a dance-off between Steve and a group of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

– Blocky Banter – Pixel Pals Paradise – Creeper Comedy Club – Diamond Dimension Dorks – Enderman Escape Room – Redstone Rascals Realm – Llama Land Laughs – Zombie Zingers Zone – Nether Nonsense Network – Ghastly Giggles Guild

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Are you tired of playing on boring, flat Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the nicest 3D graphics you’ve ever seen! We’ve hired a team of pixie dust sprinklers to make sure everything looks extra sparkly and magical. You’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land looking for players to challenge to dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if dancing chickens aren’t your thing, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Just be careful not to break out into the Macarena too aggressively – the dance floor is made of lava!

So come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky pixie dust thieves – they’ll try to steal your sparkles when you least expect it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Enchantments Applied:	196	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FrogNinjaCentaurCraft: Where Shadow Yosuke is the ultimate mystery!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and characters? Well, look no further because on our server, Shadow Yosuke is a frog ninja centaur thing! Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a frog ninja centaur kicking butt and taking names in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic battles of Shadow Yosuke as he navigates through the pixelated world, using his ninja skills to take down creepers and zombies with ease. And the thematic significance? Well, let’s just say it adds a whole new level of excitement and unpredictability to the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem of Shadow Yosuke and his frog ninja centaur adventures! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	256
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

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Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ManlyCraft: Where Steve is the Ultimate Bro!

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Are you tired of boring old Steve as the main character in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is home to the most rugged, handsome, and manly protagonist you’ve ever seen! He chops down trees with his bare hands, wrestles creepers into submission, and builds epic structures with just a wink and a smile. Join our server and play as this epic hero, because who needs Steve when you can have a real manly man leading the way?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	250
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1