CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

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CraftersLand Network Servers - [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games] Minecraft Server

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Servers:➣ Space Factions➣ Pure Survival: McMMO ➣ Hiipo Plot Survival➣ SkyBlock: Live in the skys ➣ Creative: Plots – Just build ➣ Survival Games: Hunger Games – Kits ➣ AssassinS PvP and Parkour➣ Snoball Fight Game➣ Run from the Beast: Lots of maps ➣ Capture The Wool: Custom Arenas ➣ SkyWars➣ TnT RunAnd more…

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.

But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

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Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1813	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

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Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

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Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4940	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

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Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia and Iran team up to build epic blocks and bridges in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	232
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5991	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!