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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8292 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
