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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9023 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 7793 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
