CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Emeralds Found:	183	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	733
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Emeralds Found:	3126	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SoulMC Network

Earth, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

Join and experience with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

soaringmc

AFK Zone, bedrock, Cash, Cross-Play, Crossplay Fun, easy ways to make money, Economy, farm cactus, Farm Sugar Cane, feathers, java, legendary crate key, Mercenary, Mercenary Job, Miner Job, online store, Ores, Player Trading, Premium Currency, PvP, Spawners, Survival

Crossplay Fun: Play with friends across Java and Bedrock—no limits! Easy Ways to Make Money When the Server Drops: Farm Sugar Cane or Cactus: Quick-growing crops that will get you enough cash to buy spawners! Select the Miner Job: Mine ores at `/warp mine` and earn money along the way. Become a Mercenary:*Pick the Mercenary Job, head to `/warp PvP`, and get paid for each kill. How to Get Feathers (Premium Currency) AFK Zone: Earn 5 feathers + 1,000 cash per minute in the AFK Zone, with a 5% chance to get a Legendary Crate Key every 30 minutes! Player Trading: You can also trade cash for feathers or purchase feathers from our online store once it launches!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConverseCraft Minecraft Server

Casual, converse, ConverseCraft, durable shoes, fashion, fashion advice, fashion dilemma, fashion staple, footwear, go-to shoes, high tops, long-lasting, Minecraft, Server, shoe durability, shoe options, shoe recommendations, SNEAKERS, split sole, Style, trendy, Versatile, wardrobe staple

Are your Converse shoes falling apart faster than a creeper in a TNT explosion? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the most durable virtual shoes you’ll ever wear! Our virtual high-tops will never split, no matter how many times you jump off a cliff or run from a horde of zombies. Plus, they go with every pixelated outfit you can imagine! Join our server now and say goodbye to shoe splits and hello to endless durability and style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3662
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP

app, Communication, Community, cumtrib, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, expose, Followers, Friends, igortate, Interactive, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile, networking, photos, sharing, smp, Snap, snapchat, social media, Technology, Videos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Enderman Toss. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

breakers, cautionary tales, consequences, Examples, foolishness, Guidelines, idiocy, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, MISTAKES, Paradise, preventative guidelines, preventative measures, preventative regulations, preventative rules, Protocols, regulations, repercussions.., restrictions, rule, rules, safeguards, stupidity, Warnings

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27