join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Emeralds Found: 2621
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 732157

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9531
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2117 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5052
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Mines Excavated: 1213
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 New Chunks Explored: 818051
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Crops Grown: 3987
    Potions Brewed: 51 Gods Slained: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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