Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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