CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	22669	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1601	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/ragecraft-smp-creeper-blew-up-my-diamonds-i-hope-your-wifi-dies/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.