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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7444 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1905 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!