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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9653 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7974 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!