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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4495 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!