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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!