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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 453 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Votes: | 1840 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!