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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8629 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 83 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!