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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7177 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!