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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6165 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!