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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7845 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 5250 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!