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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7100 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5316 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4472 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
