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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8611 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Votes: | 3132 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!