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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9885 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!