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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 918 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!