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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2103 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 708715 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!