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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
