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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 363 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!