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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4097 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9836 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!