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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
