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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
