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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 483 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!