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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9564 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!