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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9904 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Votes: | 3041 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!