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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8741 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6407 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!