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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6743 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!