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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3576 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 292 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!