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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5704 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8520 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!