Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Party Planet Minecraft Server

    Party Planet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Animals Bred: 33
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1059
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8571 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9337 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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