so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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