Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Mines Excavated: 4376 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Farms Harvested: 572 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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