CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9144
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	377629
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	277
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5407

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8954
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/celebrity-family-feud/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3996
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.