CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9530

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5631	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	1445	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1226
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	2492
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	490361

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7282

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

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Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Farms Harvested:	648
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	85	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.