Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 New Chunks Explored: 466140
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Potions Brewed: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Towns Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4765 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Potions Brewed: 196
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia – The Enhanced SMP = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = • IP: cubecadia.net • Bedrock Port: 19132 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Features: | Extensive Dungeons with Custom Loot | Pets, Particles, & Disguises | Jobs, Quests, and Rewards | Create Warps & Shops | 100+ Custom Items | Enhanced Mining | Unique Fishing | Blood Moons | and so much more…

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Castaway

    Castaway

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ElementCraft

    ElementCraft

    ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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